What Sad Rejected Super Hero Are You?
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You're GLUTTONOUS MAN! Born with the bizzare power to spread his massive beer gut out over several miles, Gluttonous Man is able to crush any threat that comes near him. Also any homes, schools, businessess, roads, trees, wildlife, small children, basically anything in his way. But his aim is getting better. It's not easy controlling a giant expanding stomach ya know.
HT to Happy Catholic. Looks like I might be in the running to be her sidekick.