Patrick Coffin has some dire warnings for those wailers and gnashers of teeth in the Great White North.
"* Disguised as curlers looking for a bonspiel, US troop formations have begun outside Canadian cities. Be very afraid."
I made a curling joke one Sunday when I got up during the end-of-Mass announcements to ask for support for the foodbank I run.
(Note to self—no more curling jokes for US audiences.)